And this is the way it starts...

Well, here we go with an exercise in evil and ego. I will try not to have the outrageous tendency to discuss everything I'm doing--basically because I don't want you to know and you're probably not interested...uh, let me revise that--I'm certain your not interested. If you want to know who I am, well, the information is contained under the photo of my hero, the inventor of the wayback machine standing to the left there. All Hail Mr. Peabody.